Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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