Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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