Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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