Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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