it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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