Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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