id be glad to
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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