Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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