i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she peed on how many people?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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