we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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