he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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