If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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