New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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