what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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