ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize