Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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