why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I think I sprained my soul last night
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
