Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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