Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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