The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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