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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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