Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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