Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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