i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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