talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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