porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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