I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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