I need help removing her.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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