Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
i out mim tonsoeep
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