i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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