i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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