Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize