in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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