respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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