I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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