if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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