It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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