Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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