your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
