she woke up with a sticky ear
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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