If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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