he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
People with herpes should wear stickers.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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