2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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