if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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