I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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