so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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