I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize