I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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