Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
This can only be settled by a dance off.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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