So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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