Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
