did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Randomize
