im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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