okay pat passed out under dana's car
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Princesses don't give blow jobs
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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