My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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