Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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